sweetpoffins:

vriskafuckingserket:

sweetpoffins:

vriska made from araneas sprite （＾ｖ＾）

WHAT A FUCKING CUTIE HHNNNNNNNG

Obama selfies are the best selfies.

dovne:

im an adult

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

spazztastic-muffin:

THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE THING SOMETIMES I JUST SAY IT  TO MYSELF AT HOME ALONE

I HAVE A GREAT TIME

princessjohnegbert:

Fun Historical Fact: There used to be more gay and lesbian content in early silent films until religious groups protested resulting in “decency standards.”

THE WAY THE ONE GIRL LOOKS DOWN ALL SHY AND THE OTHER CUPS HER FACE SO SWEETLY TO COMFORT HER- AHHHH

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

lzbth:

i ahve been laughing for 30 years